DJs can go postal too...
Real women out there, please dont take this convo the wrong way. I'm not talking about you, I'm talkin about the "vampiress that causes the black man stress... DUMB BITCHES" (Jeru the Damaja). I know all other DJs can relate to the situations mentioned below.
InTeLL3Ct: yeah. Lean Back didnt even play out yet on the radio when i made that
WhooLiGanN: i remember when i first bought that record and brought it to my gig..nobody knew what that song was yet
WhooLiGanN: lol now u'll get shot if u don't play it 2 times in a night
InTeLL3Ct: seriously....... and girls ask you to play it
InTeLL3Ct: as if... you werent going to when more people came
WhooLiGanN: LOL yeah
InTeLL3Ct: i hate bitches
WhooLiGanN: yeah.. last weekend, this one girl kept asking me to play slow motion like during prime time
InTeLL3Ct: stupid hoe
WhooLiGanN: i was like that song is mad slow.. i'll play it later.. then like 10 min later she's back
InTeLL3Ct: this fuckin whore kept comin up to us last weekend, and she was like..... "PLAY NEW WORKOUT PLAN"
InTeLL3Ct: She came up like 4 times
WhooLiGanN: LOL
InTeLL3Ct: with her slut ass outfit
WhooLiGanN: bitches love that track
InTeLL3Ct: and after the 4th time, she goes, PLAY IT, I'LL DO SOMETHING CRAZY
InTeLL3Ct: after she said that, i was like, "I'm ALL IN, CALLIN YOUR BLUFF"
WhooLiGanN: LOL
InTeLL3Ct: i hate that shit......... just go dance
InTeLL3Ct: and shut the fuck up
WhooLiGanN: lol
InTeLL3Ct: i hate girls that try to run things
WhooLiGanN: yeah
WhooLiGanN: i hate it when i'm at a party and the dj is actually good but some stupid hoes complain about the dj
InTeLL3Ct: yeah. that pisses me off too
WhooLiGanN: i'm thinking there's no way u could satisfy a person like that
InTeLL3Ct: yeah you can. punch them in the face and give them a bloody nose
WhooLiGanN: hahahahaha

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word on that. me and nyse always get asked "do you have any britney?" we gotta get that greatest hits album on 12". then, when we do our gigs, just put the cover up in front of our setup. then they'll wreckognize. either that, or i'll put that cover up on my wall in my bedroom.
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